Keep It Weird

What to do with your beer bottles when you move out

2011-11-29T17:52:00.000-05:00

Put them back in the fridge

Realization of the day

2011-11-29T17:49:00.000-05:00

Have you realized that in the year 2030 we will no longer be able to refer to the 20's in conversation about the 1920's.

Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon

2011-04-19T22:58:00.000-04:00

When Jeff isn't on the track, he likes to pull up a seat, roll up his sleeve, and have a stranger in a suit pinch his left shoulder. To each his own, Jeff. To each his own.

Quote of the Day

2011-04-19T22:46:00.001-04:00

"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future?"
- Doc Brown'

Little Pet Rabies

2011-04-19T22:36:00.000-04:00

His name is Rabies but we usually just call him Raber's cause Rabies scares people away.

Reincarnation of Hitler in kitty from

2011-04-17T09:54:00.000-04:00

Why Keanu Reeves will never win a Grammy

2011-03-01T15:13:00.000-05:00

Keanu Reeves didn't win a Grammy AGAIN this year...and it doesn't look like he will ever win one :( He recently broke his tuba while attempting to learn "Barbie Girl" by 90's (non)sensation Aqua. Without his tuba, Keanu is rendered helpless. At least we have Point Break to fall back on.

It's March!

2011-03-01T15:08:00.000-05:00

It's March now and you know what that means....Black History Month is over! :(

Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon

2011-03-01T15:06:00.000-05:00

Jeff Gordan Wins!

Jeff Gordon puts an end to a 66-race drought! Looks like all those times spent leaning on walls, sitting on radiators, and attempting to steal babies was put to good use on the track. Party on, Jeff.

2011-02-21T23:22:00.000-05:00

Ben Fong-torres

2011-02-18T22:22:00.000-05:00

When Ben isn't snappin to his woman's needs he is often writing articles like where in the world is journey journeying and Is uncle Def's leopard really deaf?

How to Toast Your Bagel in a Freezer

2011-02-17T08:41:00.002-05:00

You Can't

Music Group of the Day

2011-02-17T08:34:00.000-05:00

Marky Marx and the Funky Bunch

How to Make a Jolly Rancher

2011-02-14T14:58:00.000-05:00

Feed a happy cowboy corn. He'll be shootin' out candy in no time!

Man of the Day

2011-02-12T16:31:00.000-05:00

Dick Trickle

With a name like Dick Trickle, it was hard for him (no pun intended) not to be a porn star. I'm sure, after a long day at the race track, Dick came (no pun intended) home to find his answering machine buzzing with offers to star in adult films. Dick decided to take his talents elsewhere and gave the world, and dare I say the universe, a glimpse at what a true American hero looks like. Way to go, Dick!

Where in the World is Joe Montana?

2011-02-12T16:01:00.002-05:00

In Montana, of course!!!

Snoop Dogg Reminding You to Eat Your Vegetables!

2011-02-11T10:16:00.000-05:00

Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon

2011-02-11T10:04:00.000-05:00

When Jeff isn't on the race track, he's out and about trying to steal your children. Sneaky Jeff, very sneaky indeed.

Question for our followers

2011-02-10T18:17:00.000-05:00


How many eggs a week do we (us obviously) eat?

Jorts!

2011-02-09T06:19:00.000-05:00

Like jeans, only shorter!

Nacho Libre Says...

2011-02-07T22:34:00.000-05:00

Man of the day

2011-02-07T21:28:00.001-05:00

Del Preston is awarded this honor for this sole line in Wayne's world.

Alaska

2011-02-07T20:02:00.000-05:00

In Anchorage, it's possible to read a book outside at midnight in late June.

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

2011-02-07T18:45:00.000-05:00

In San Diego, of course!!!

Video of the day

2011-02-07T16:18:00.000-05:00

Mexican joke of the week

2011-02-07T16:06:00.000-05:00

This week it is a tie for best mexican joke.

Joke #1

Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?

So they have a place to keep their taco.

Joke #2

what do you call a mexican who has had his car stolen?

Carlos

Conspiracy of Black History Month

2011-02-07T15:55:00.000-05:00

Who Killed Dr. King?

http://www.trutv.com/conspiracy/assassinations/martin-luther-king-jr/shot-in-1968.html

Porno or 70s flick, you decide

2011-02-07T07:38:00.000-05:00

Black History Month Salutes...

2011-02-06T20:39:00.000-05:00

Billy Van

Billy was the first white guy who wanted to be a black man. Here's to you on this glorious black history month.

Saturday Jam of the week

2011-02-05T14:52:00.000-05:00

Person of the Day

2011-02-01T14:43:00.000-05:00

From Man to Monster

Nick Nolte had a very successful career. From sexiest man alive to his oscar winning role in Blue Chips, Nick has slowly but surely gone right down the drain (see picture on the right). I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say that we need a Blue Chips 2. Get your life back on track, Nick. The world is counting on you!

5 Signs Your Snowman Has Melted

2011-02-01T14:28:00.000-05:00

1. The snow is gone
2. There is only a hat and corn cob pipe left
3. Your uncle is standing in place of your snowman
4. It's summer
5. You never had a snowman

Where in the World is John Denver?

2011-02-01T14:25:00.000-05:00

In Denver, of course!!!

In case you were unaware

2011-01-31T15:39:00.000-05:00

Groundhogs Day is this Wednesday. Lets hope for a long winter.

This guys crabs got herpes

2011-01-29T22:40:00.001-05:00

everyone should know basic maths

2011-01-29T22:32:00.000-05:00

How to not spend your saturday

2011-01-29T10:38:00.000-05:00

Do something more productive than direct injection this weekend kids.

Quote of the Day

2011-01-27T09:07:00.000-05:00

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"
- SportsCenter

Music Video of the Day

2011-01-26T13:44:00.004-05:00

Gerardo - "Rico Suave" with commentary from Beavis and Butthead

Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon

2011-01-26T13:43:00.000-05:00

When Jeff isn't on the track or leaning against the wall of the track, he likes to sit on radiators and wear all black. As Jeff likes to say, "when you're off the track, you gotta go black"

How the F**K did that Happen?

2011-01-25T12:38:00.000-05:00

How the F**K did Macaulay Culkin date Mila Kunis for 8 years?!

Macaulay looks like a deranged gremlin. What kind of drug did he slip in her drink to convince her to date him?

Person of the Day

2011-01-25T12:34:00.000-05:00

Bob Ross

Bob showed the world how good he was at painting and made you realize how bad you were. With an afro that rivals Dr. J's, Bob was an inspiration to us all.

comment of the day

2011-01-24T21:34:00.000-05:00

"driving sober on the highway is so boring"

How to Play a Record in a CD Player...

2011-01-24T20:50:00.000-05:00

You Can't.

Greatest Movie of the 20th Century

2011-01-24T19:53:00.000-05:00

With an All-Star cast consisting of Ernie Reyes Jr, Rob Schneider, and the late, great Leslie Nielsen, Surf Ninjas led the way for movies such as Friday, Next Friday, and Friday After Next.

Vermont Fact of the day

2011-01-24T19:42:00.000-05:00

there are now more trees in Vermont than there was since 1859, when Vermont was mostly farmland

Alexander Graham Bell says...

2011-01-24T19:25:00.000-05:00

"I love it when you call me (Big Poppa)"

Thank you Jamie Kodak

2011-01-24T19:12:00.000-05:00

Just wanted to say thanks to Jamie Kodak for inventing the camera. Thanks Jamie. Your the bees knees.

Thanks to Jamie we can take photos like these.

Marketing scheme of the day

2011-01-24T13:41:00.001-05:00

Stereotypes are usually based on reality but is this going a little to far?

Quote of the Day

2011-01-24T10:34:00.000-05:00

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
- Mike Tyson

Music Video of the Day

2011-01-24T10:28:00.000-05:00

The Bangles - Manic Monday

Why George Washington Will Never be President Again

2011-01-24T10:22:00.000-05:00

George Washington will never be President again because if he is then he will be on 2 different dollar bills and that would be down right foolish.

Advice of the Day

2011-01-24T10:16:00.000-05:00

Don't drink laundry detergent. You'll wish you didn't drink it when you go to do laundry a month later.

Local Music

2011-01-23T20:43:00.000-05:00

Local Burlington musician Mike Venman is our Folk artist of the day. Check him and his jams out at http://resonatorburlington.tumblr.com/ Monthly updates so keep your bananas peeled and your ears open.

Andre Nickatina Speaks

2011-01-23T20:21:00.000-05:00

"It was this cat on a ten speed and he's like a dope fiend, but he knows how to fix cars"

-Andre Nickatina

100 and still smokin' (hot)

2011-01-23T18:45:00.000-05:00

This oldie but goody of Burlington turned 100 this month. Cheers to you and your cigarettes

Time is money

2011-01-23T18:33:00.002-05:00

Unlike the great wall of china this blog was not built over night.

2011 trends

2011-01-23T18:30:00.000-05:00

2011 is the year of back shaving. Remember this when its time for a night on the town.

Keeping Tabs on Jeff Gordon

2011-01-23T18:24:00.000-05:00

When Jeff isn't on the track, he's leaning against the side wall of the track. Lean on Jeff, lean on...

Animal spotting of the day

2011-01-23T17:53:00.000-05:00

Government propaganda trying to claim zebras are white with black stripes. Shame Shame government,

Burgers, Baby!

2011-01-23T15:54:00.000-05:00

We made these tasty little quarter pound tiddlywinks this afternoon. We call them Godzilla burgers due to the fact that they have green on them. They were a delight!

Photo of the day

2011-01-23T11:35:00.001-05:00

This tree has a vagina. can you spot it?

Best Wipeout Contestant Ever?

2011-01-23T11:25:00.000-05:00

Kookin with Kress

2011-01-23T11:15:00.001-05:00

Person of the Day

2011-01-23T10:04:00.000-05:00

Keira Knightley

I mean, it's Keira Knightley, she's not not hot...

Quote of the Day

2011-01-23T09:49:00.002-05:00

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
- Mark Wahlberg

Random Fact of the Day!

2011-01-23T09:47:00.002-05:00

"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt"

Remus

Picture of the day

2011-01-22T14:57:00.003-05:00


Just another Saturday at the office. - Shiloh

Person of the Day

2011-01-22T12:15:00.000-05:00

Reginald VelJohnson

His time spent on the popular show Family Matters made him a tv icon and forever sealed his name as a Hollywood legend. To many, he is considered the black Thomas Edison but we will always remember him as Carl Winslow. As Carl once said, "well i'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel." Here's to you, Carl!

Remus

Quote of the Day

2011-01-22T11:58:00.001-05:00

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Remus

Random Fact of the Day!

2011-01-22T11:50:00.000-05:00

Charlie Brown's father was a barber.

Remus

2011-01-22T11:38:00.000-05:00

Gary Busey M.D. is one my favorite shows. I especially like the episode when Gary gets lost at the aquarium and ends up sleeping in the lobby!

Over and out,

Remus

The Man, The Myth, The Bing

2011-01-22T11:31:00.000-05:00

Sir Remus Dumpington M.D.

Celebration

2011-01-22T11:21:00.000-05:00

It's on like Donkey Kong bitches. This is post number 1 with many more to come. Keep your bananas peeled and your eyes open for some random yet entertaining things to come your way.

Cheers, Shiloh